Clarissa Cabbage

Hey there! Clarissa Cabbage, your Autoimmune Detective, here! I use functional lab testing to help people get to the bottom of their autoimmune symptoms so they can finally get back to living their lives. So, if you’ve ever worried that you'll never feel like yourself again, know this…You don't need a medical degree, a ton of energy, or even an understanding doctor to start feeling better. You just need a solid plan based on real data about your body (not some trendy one-size-fits-all protocol based on what worked for your neighbor’s uncle). And that's where I come in! I'm a functionally trained, LGBTQ+ friendly Health Coach who is living well with Autoimmune Arthritis, Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (hEDS), Postural Orthopedic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MCAS), and Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS). I have a Master’s Degree in Exercise & Wellness and am a Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner, Autoimmune Protocol (AIP) Certified Coach, and a Corrective Exercise Specialist. But my real superpower is thinking outside of the box and connecting the dots where others saw none.  I think you’ll find my approach to health very different (in a good way) than any other health professionals you’ve worked with in the past. And that’s exactly why I hope you’ll snag one of my free Bloodwork Analysis Sessions at www.talktoclarissa.com ! The free Bloodwork Analysis Session might be just what you need if… You have autoimmune-like symptoms, including fatigue, brain fog, joint pain, digestive issues, rashes, etc. (No formal diagnosis required). Your doctor says all your labs look “normal,” but you still feel like ?. You’re tired of protocols that only fix part of the problem. You’re over wasting your time, money, and energy on things that don’t actually work. You’re at least 51% curious about functional labs. You’re ready for answers and a proven plan to reverse your autoimmune symptoms. If you found yourself nodding your head to any of the above, that is absolutely a sign that you need to book a free Bloodwork Analysis Session . In this free 75-minute session, I’ll help you:

1. Identify any clues that your doctor may have missed about why you’re feeling so bad and
2. Give you some concrete best next steps to start reversing your autoimmune symptoms. These free sessions are super valuable, and I promise there are no yucky sales tactics involved.  But don’t take my word for it… Check out what people are saying about the free Bloodwork Analysis Session: “I would 100% recommend the Bloodwork Analysis Session, and I’d tell anyone dealing with autoimmune symptoms to RUN and get your analysis with Clarissa. If you’re tired of the standard approaches and want to take control of your health, the Bloodwork Analysis with Clarissa is an absolute game-changer. Don’t wait—go get it done!” ~Professional with Endometriosis in Oregon “Clarissa’s comprehensive review of my blood work provided a level of detail that went far beyond the usual results I’ve received from my doctor. Clarissa took the time to explain what each individual test result meant, offering insights into how specific levels could impact my overall health!” ~Coach w/ hypothyroidism and insulin resistance in Oregon “I would absolutely recommend the Bloodwork Analysis Session to others dealing with autoimmune symptoms. Whether or not you choose to work with Clarissa you will walk away with a better understanding of your body and action steps to help you make educated choices.” ~Small business owner with Type 1 Diabetes & Hashimotos in New York